Viking Man Satchel

[lostmyfooting]

aka ~INVENTORY~ figure Hiccup needs one of these, too. he's the sentimental type, he'll start gathering things together like a Mockingbird before too long

        INVENTORY
   one (1) Camp-grade shotgun
   one (1) Camp-grade laptop
   one (1) saddlebag with Berk's insignia on the flap
   one (1) furry vest
   one (1) green tunic with weirdass arm wrappings sewn on
   one (1) pair of brown pants
   one (1) leather riding harness
   one (1) leather cord and hook for flight
   one (1) prosthetic leg
   one (1) leather apron
   one (1) blacksmith tools -- mail ordered Viking replicas, bartered using psychic toucans
   one (1) Marcy keychain

Comments

[pussyfortono]

you mean MAN PURSE

[lostmyfooting]

OH MY GODS GET OUT

it's highly manly! and hIGHLY FASHIONABLE

[pussyfortono]

whatev you say.

[lostmyfooting]

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

that's it

no more dragon 4 u